What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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