You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Weiner

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Womens rights.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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