DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Penis

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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