Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

womens rights

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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