Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Chrissy is funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Leave her alone...

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What is 9 + 10? 21

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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