Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Tell you something funny.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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