A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Anti Joke

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