- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I have Alzheimer. What?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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