Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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