Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Your social life.

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hi

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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