Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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women's rights

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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