- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Women.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

a ginger has a soul

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."