- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Yes.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

I'm gay. No homo.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Womens Rights.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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