- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

dead battery come on down

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