The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Cancer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Yo mamas so fat

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Zach Barlow

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