Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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