Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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123 Main street

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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