Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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womens rights

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Women's sports.

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