What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Womens rights

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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