I have a crush on my dad.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Six million.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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