What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Muslim athletes.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Who has downs this joke

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

A Jew walks into a Furness

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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