I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What is 8 times 4? 32

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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