Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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