- Anti Joke

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many cows say moo? All of them

I had sex. Just kidding.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Shit!

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.