Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

she wasn't 18

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


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