- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

The cow went moo

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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