Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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