Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

PENIS

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

The Bible

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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