- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

the cast of the jersey shore

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Mitt Romney penis

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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