Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Dubstep < Music

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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