What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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