"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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