- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What's a small person? A midget

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

a potato flew around my room

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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