If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Smart Blondes

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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My butt!!!!

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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