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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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