where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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mc hammers income.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Susie has Autism

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Joay impistato is a fig

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