Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Guess what? Holocaust

How many dislikes can this get?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

If life throws you melons... ouch

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

why do you care?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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