knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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