- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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