There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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