Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Women's Rights.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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