Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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