- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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