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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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