How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Justin Beiber

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Weiner

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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