- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

democracy

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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