Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Women's Sports

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Potato.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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