A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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knock knock

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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