Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Penisland

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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