- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

vbh

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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