A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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