Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

whats your name? bumder:)

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

thumbs up!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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