whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

the asian kid gets an F

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

You should never talk to strangers.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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