What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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motley crew

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Anti Joke

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