What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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How are you? Yes

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Anti Joke

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