- Anti Joke

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Nothing yet CC

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

trumpy trumpy trump

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

like for a handjob.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

i love huge wieners.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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