Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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