Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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19th amendment

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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The cow went moo

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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