Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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PENlS.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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