- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

...NO.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

fart+fart=poop

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

no

Your mother is a man.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

knock knock who's there police

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Womens rights.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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