Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

sarah taylor

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

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