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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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