- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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