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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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