A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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